Jeff B. and Marc Z. About To Solve BOGU Crisis

According to informed circles Jeff B. and Marc Z., two of the most notorious professional media influencers on a great many things, materials and attitudes met twice yesterday to discuss possible optimizations of their respective BOGU (Bend Over And Grease Up) tactical operations for fiscal years 2025 to 2028.

While Jeff B. already had ordered his flagship periodical, the Washington Postillion, to caution, Marc Z. had been just a bit less foresighted. Be that as it may, with R.E.V.E.N.G.E now looming big on the horizon, the need to optimize ass-kissing efficiency to protect their shareholders and key employees has become paramount.

Not known for always having been the best of friends in the past both men nevertheless swallowed their pride and unanimously declared that in times of danger differences had to be layed aside and mutual support through the exchange of the best tips and tricks was more necessary than ever to strengthen oneself and one's extended "family".

Both said it was even more important now when both groups have already appeared on the endangered species lists of various NGOs such as VB-ECPP (Viennese Branch of European Christian Pop Party) in Austria, CFCC-ASAP (Circle of Friends for a Christian Chancellorship As Soon As Possible) in Germany and EEW-CNTW (Endangered Entrepeneur Welfare of California, Nevada, Texas and Washington) in the US.

Both men said the talks where constructive and informative and they had good reasons to be confident about the successful acquisition of the necessary amounts of grease and a flawless execution of a "very high percentage" of future moves on the matter.

"I was not invited to the Trumpledore dinner when even chief philistine Cook was, so I'm gonna dine with him alone", Marc Z. remarked while leaving the venue of the meeting, "and I am not going to wear a tie or maybe I even will." We could not see Jeff B.'s face so we can't tell you if he appreciated that plan or not.