Don, Em and Vol Plan To Reenact "La bande des Dalton"

While reviewing his Paris vacation photos Don Trumpledore, President Elect for still more than a month, had a brilliant idea how to drive away the boredom that struck him every other day.

What if he invited Emmanuel Jean-Michel and Volodymyr Olksandrovych and the 3 of them started a reenactment project of the glorious deeds of the famous Dalton brothers. 2 or 3 heists before Christmas and the following chases where you could fool and outsmart the hated FBI even before Kash Patel would get a grip on them. This would for sure drive away any touch of boredom until at least mid-January.

It would also help to distract all 3 of them from annoying stuff like illegal Mexicans, illegitimate Yellow Jackets and bothersome Koreans. The only open questions were, would they have to grow moustaches and would they need a fourth guy?

Of course and like always this quality publication will not leave the interested reader out in the cold without background and context.

The "Dalton Gang" was a group of outlaws in the American Old West. It was also known as The "Dalton Brothers" because four of its members were brothers. The gang specialized in bank and train robberies. During an attempted double bank robbery in Coffeyville, Kansas in 1892, two of the brothers and two other gang members were killed; Emmett Dalton survived, was captured, and later pleaded guilty to second-degree murder and was paroled after serving 14 years in prison.

Their names were Bob (Robert Rennick, 1869–1892), Grat (Grattan Hanley, 1861–1892), Bill (William Marion, 1863–1894) and Emmett (1871–1937). So Don naturally would be Bob and Vol would be Grat. Em would be Emmett. But other than in historic reality of course Don had no itention to be shot dead while he would not mind a sudden departure of Vlad, the most courageous and crazy of the 3 of them.

Brothers Bob, Grat and Emmett had first worked as lawmen for the federal court at Fort Smith, Arkansas and then for the Osage Nation. They started stealing horses to make more money, and then fled the area. They went on to robbing trains and banks. While the oldest brother "Bill" Dalton never joined any heist, he still served them as a spy and informant.

Due to the sensationalism of the so called yellow press, they were accused of robberies all over the country but operated chiefly in California, Kansas, Oklahoma Territory, and Indian Territory. The American press did not shy away from even just making up stories about the gang that were then published and contributed to their myth.

Now the Dalton Gang were largely forgotten in the world at large until Belgian draftsman Maurice De Bevere (aka Morris) started his immortal series of "Lucky Luke" comic books and urgently needed worthy antagonists for this protagonist, a simple cowboy who supposedly drew his Colt faster than his shadow could. He renamed the brothers Joe, William, Jack and Averell and, unlike their models, let them stick together through thick and thin. These Daltons though being convicted then and again also never die and always get back to being at large, ready for the next coup.

Said and done, Don immediately called Em and Vol from his proven tel conference machine. Both colleagues immediately were game to the party and they started to discuss the moustaches and the fourth man. Don suggested Putin or Orban, saying they were even shorter than Vol and could thus easily stand in for Averell and maybe that inclusion could be a first step to the final tel peace call. Vol of course disagreed violently with both suggestions. Em, at least, did definitely not want Orban in, so for this topic they were back to zero.

Concerning the moustache question, comic books expert Em argued, that it probably would be stylish if all of them grew identical moustaches and that these would make then look more like brothers. "But, and it is a big BUT," he continued, "beards and moustaches were not that important with the historic originals and that ultimately he was against them. "I think Brigitte would not like it" was his strongest argument in the end. Don and Vol agreed. Don also preferred to stay clean shaven and Vol would rather hold on to his carefully maintained 7 day field beard. With a friendly "Let's call it a day and let us sleep over both questions", Don closed the conference.

Folllow this channel to always stay on top of all developments. Will they find a fourth man? Will they discuss moustaches again? What will they do first? Will it be a bank, a train or the treasury? Will it end well or will it end badly? As always, we'll keep you posted!

Daylight Saving Dead?

Now that President Elect Don Trumpledore has announced on TTS (Truth Totally Social) that this time he will really really abolish Daylight Saving Time (German: Sommerzeit) to make West India great again everybody is waiting for his next bold steps.

As in Europe, in the USA the clocks are set forward by an hour in the spring and back again in the fall. The time change allows lazy and hedonistic people to enjoy more daylight in the evening while darkness would protect their sleep for one more hour in the morning. Only if your life rythm is regulated by public clocks and office/business time, of course.

When the legislation for Daylight Saving Time was introduced one strong argument for it was to help save energy. In the mean time countless studies have shown that it has hardly any effect in that regard. Daylight Saving Time is just as controversial in the USA as it is in the European Union.

Let's take a quick look back into history: In 1784, Benjamin Franklin explained in the Journal de Paris that the extended nightlife of that city wasted energy through artificial light. Getting up and going to bed earlier would help.

It took roughly a hundred years for the idea of ​​a state-imposed daylight saving time emerged. Entomologist George Vernon Hudson proposed a seasonal time shift independently in in a lecture to the Royal Society of New Zealand 1895.

William Willett from Chislehurst, England supposedly came up with the idea of ​​daylight saving time on an early morning ride when he noticed that all the houses still had their shutters closed. In 1907, Willett published a paper entitled "The Waste of Daylight" at his own expense. He estimated the lighting costs savings were worth roughly £2.5 million. According to Willett's idea, the clocks should be set forward by 20 minutes on four consecutive Sundays in April and then set back by the same amount in September.

Despite lobbying - Willett was able to gain the support of Winston Churchill, among others - daylight saving time was initially not able to prevail in Great Britain. Willett died of influenza in 1915, before daylight saving time was introduced in Germany and shortly afterwards in Great Britain.

Port Arthur, Ontario, Canada, was the first city in the world to enact DST, on 1 July 1908. The first states to adopt DST nationally were those of the German Empire and its ally Austria-Hungary commencing on 30 April 1916, as a way to conserve coal during wartime. Britain, most of its allies and many European neutrals soon followed. Russia and a few other countries waited until the next year. The United States adopted Daylight Saving Time in 1918.

Most jurisdictions abandoned DST in the years after the war ended in 1918, with exceptions including Canada, the United Kingdom, France, Ireland, and the United States. It became common again during World War II, and was standardized in the US by federal law in 1966, and widely adopted in Europe in the 1970s as an outgrowth of the first energy crisis. Since then, the world has seen many enactments, adjustments, and repeals.

Allthough the abolition of daylight saving time has been discussed for years in the United States of America and the not quite so united States of Europe it took the iron will and determination of Don Trumpledore to maybe really start the abolition project this time in earnest. Will Europe follow suit when Don leads America into a glorious daylight saving timeless future? tinytalk will keep you posted as to the progress of the project.

Trumpledore mocks Trudeau, calls him a "governor"

"It was a pleasure to have dinner the other night with Governor Justin Trudeau of the great State of Canada," Trump had his hired pens publish on his digital mouthpiece "Truth Totally Social".

As is well known in European educated circles, with an interest for the world at large, in the US governors are the heads of government of the single member states. Describing the Canadian Prime Minister as such is a deliberate provocation. Besides Trumpledore really should remember that the Governor (General) of Canada ist Mary Simon (Inuktitut: Ningiukudluk) who was thus insulted too.

When planing for the central social communication channel Mr. Trumpledore's close advisors did not quite take into account that Mrs. Simon, besides governing Canada and representing the king in absence, is also of a high significance for Canada's dangerous most northern population.

Coming after a meeting of the two men, suspected in advance to tighten and deepen the deal for Canada to agree to tariff compromises and the US to support the upcoming Canadian annexation of Switzerland and considering the reported good atmosphere of the first tel conference Trumpledore held with the Canadian leadership trio just the week before this grave insult is just a bit surprising.

Here in Jamaica we had to ask ourselves if Trumpledore is getting cold feet after Xi and Putin declared their unconditional support for Swiss sovereignty. What will it mean for American drug consumers vastly dependent on cheap state subsidized Canadian pills for minimum health and continued partying?

Does it mean the American-Canadian deal is dead? Beginning January 20, how long will it take for the effects to settle in and be perceptible for male, female and undetermined persons in the streets of Boston, Philadelphia and Des Moines?

In the end this seeming show of strength and arrogance might prove costly for Don T. Will it usher in an endless chain of little defeats that will impede the re-rise of America or is it just another funny side of him? What did Trudeau do or say in the meeting without the moderating influence of Charly Windsor that made the President Elect resort to this drastic measure?

We will hopefully know more soon and then be able to give a thorough step-by-step analysis the way you are used to on this last serious medium in the whole of West India.

Relevant? Consequences? Opportunity?

Don T. and Jill B. were seen at Notre Dame de Paris flirting when French chaperones President Macron and wife Brigitte went to the bathroom together.

What will Joe and Melania say? Did they meet in DC to compensate? Has Joe let Melania decorate the White House for Xmas while Don and Jill are enjoying Paris and its sophisticated pleasures? Daughter Ashley does not seem to approve of the flirt and neither do Frank Walter St., the German President, and his wife.

What will it mean for transatlantic relations he will ask himself. To early to take conclusion. Even this very educated editorial staff and even Dogbert D. Adams our legal and political wise guy do only understand some aspects and are unsure about the longterm consequences.

A more easy question to answer might be why President Emmanuel, heavily under pressure outside of Notre Dame did not place his German counterpart Frank Walter into the first row with him and Don. 2 presidents in office flanking 1 president elect, all in 1 row, would have looked good for Europe, one might think (unity and so on). Form your own opinion and tell us down in the comments below. If there will be brilliance we might even consider a prize for the 3 funniest comments.

Santa Claus Day: A Time For Struggle And Glory

As you might already know or might have already guessed, Don Trumpledore has been speaking out in defense of Christmas for years, constantly pushing back against those in Hollywood and the rest of the system media types that prefer the "politically correct" term “Happy Holidays” to “Merry Christmas.”

Now, the mainstream leftist commie elite that has taken over America since the days president B. Hussein Obama, a half-breed of Luo-Irish-British-German-And-Swiss descent always likes to make fun of honest men like Trumpledore.

Now, in that matter itself the tinytalk editorial and advisor staff does take a strictly neutral stance, but will still recommend to all parties trying to do stuff like the image just above, to hire a proper digital artist. Photomontage, to use an old fashioned expression, this obvious sheds a funny light on its publisher not the intended victim.

Be that as it may, as the GOP sees it, the liberal war against Christmas just goes on and on. For more than 30 years, "Christmas in Washington" was a tradition broadcast on cable each year until after 33 years, Obama officially cancelled the famous event. It has been described as a "grade-school pageant on steroids. The night was filled with marquee musicals acts such as Earth, Wind & Fire, Tim McGraw, Gloria Estefan, Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey, who crooned Christmas classics on stage while the first family and other Washington VIPs sang along from the audience." "Just another nail the libs and commies try to drive into the heart and soul of our country and it's spirituality", Lyndon B. Dixie, a passenger on the Acela Express from DC to NYC told our Reporter Alex L.

It even got worse under Joe and Jill. They actually tried to make wearing a mask on Christmas Eve and, as demanded by leftist Hollywood, only saying "Happy Holidays" so as to giving insulting non-Christian religious denominations (Jews, Muslims, Sikhs, Hindus, Buddhists, Neo-Pagans, Communists a.s.o.) no chance, legally obligatory.

But today, Don Trumpledore, President Elect of the US, takes the opportunity of Santa Claus's Day to stand up for Christmas and especially wishing it the right way. Americans across this country should stand up and applaud Trumpledore's commitment to protecting Christmas from liberal political correctness. Will you als join him in saying “Merry Christmas” this year? The presidential party does promise it will be grand and glorious.

Or will you, at least publicly, rather stay with the non insulting "Happy Holidays" wishing to promote "National Brother-, Sister- or Undetermined-Hood" in this quite time of the year?

Share your thoughts with us below!