A Perfect Day For Don

One might think that President Elect Don T. has lived an exciting life and has at least proved he is no shrinking violet when it comes to business or politics. He’s flaunted his wealth, lost it, gained it back, lost it again and so on. Won a presidential election, lost one, came back to win another. He’s been loved and abhorred, married and divorced, tried and convicted, even shot at just to survive and so on.

But there was one milestone the President Elect and admirer of all things gilded and golden has not achieved, until yesterday morning: it was not having your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone but ringing the opening bell of the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange).

Perfectly flanked by Ivanka, Tiffany, Melania (who had quit her decoration job at the White House early when Jill got home from Paris) and 2 big posters of Time magazine’s 2024 POTYI (Person of the Year Issue), which will feature, yes of course, the man HIMSELF on the cover, Trumpledore opened trading at the world’s largest, biggest and greatest stock exchange to cries of “U.S.A.!”

And though you might think it must have been a red letter day for Don T., ever fond of superlatives, who built his brand on lost and found millions, magazine covers and grandiose TV performances in the news AND in entertainment, eventually boredom and ennui, his old enemies got back at him quickly. With the last sound of the bell faded away he could suddenly feel the emptiness of it all inside. Feeling like a stranger in a cold world.

Maybe he should not have read so much existencialist French lit in his youth and maybe he should not have listened to too many Doors records. Mel would feel it too, he knew. But then Jeff Sprecher, the CE of IIE (Intercontinental Image Exchange) came to the rescue.

Jeff "Grand Parleur" Sprecher showing his new collection of classy kinky dirty Jap pics to Mel and Don

Come back tomorrow to learn if Jeff was able to work his dirty magic on Mel and Don. From the picture we can already see that chances are good.