Why The Hell Did God Have To Create Movies?

That's Why God Made The Movies

Author: Paul Simon Artist: Paul Simon Album: One Trick Pony

When I was born my mother died She said bye-bye baby, bye-bye I said "Where you goin'?" "I'm just born" She said I'll only be gone for a while My mother loved to leave in style And that's why God made the movies

So I laid around in my swaddling clothes Until the doctor came and turned out the light Then I packed my bag And my nametag And stole away into the night Hopeing things would work out alright That's why God made the movies

Say you will, say you will Say you'll take me to your loving breast Say you'll nourish me with your tenderness The way the ladies sometimes do

Say you won't, say you won't Say you won't leave me for no other man Say you'll love me for the way I am Say you will, say you will

When I was born my mother died She said bye-bye baby, bye-bye And since that day I've made my way

The notorious boy of the wild Adopted by wolves when he was a child That's why God, That's why God, That's why God made the movies