Our Terms of Service for 2019ff

The Prerequisites

A large majority of the constitutions of the sovereign countries in this world guarantee the respective freedoms of speech, of the press and of the peacefull assembly of people. Both freedoms seem to be fundamentally based on the freedom of religion. An amendment to the constitution of the United States of America demonstrates this with relatively few limitations. In Europe and Asia, tradition would demand and enforce quite a lot of buts and ifs to go with these freedoms.

So as an example of what we think - for the time being - is as good as it gets in the real world, we will cite the passage from the afore mentioned amendment:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble and to conceive of and enact redress of grievances.

The freedom of pleasure on the other hand is not provided for or guaranteed by any constitution we would know of. The reason for this seems to be that the coalition of officials, officers, industrialists, smallholders and craftsmen who enacted and won the English, American and French revolutions, did not particularly like thoughts about pleasure. Why? That was because their limited analysis of the world told them that the main difference between them and the nonfunctional elite they had dethroned or were aiming to dethrone was that they, the new elite, worked all the time whereas the ancien regime nobility did practically do nothing but devote itself to pleasure and occasional wars.

The attitude of tinytalk in the question of the freedom of pleasure until it be ruled by a constitution or similar agreed document is:

Any woman, man or group shall be responsible to govern the freedom of pleasure individually and in a rather nondestructive way, please.

The Austrian constitution (informs our attitude because that's where tinytalk came from to Jamaica) protects artistic freedom even to a larger extent than the freedom of opinion.

Artistic creation, the communication of art and its teaching are free." (Article 17a).

According to the prevailing legal opinion, this covers both the “work area” and the “area of ​​effect”, thus not only the artistic creation itself is protected, but also preparatory activities (e.g. rehearsals of a piece) and the communication of art. Thus if the responsible authority or court assesses your product or production as belonging to the sphere of art it allows you more freedom than mere communication of opinion would enjoy.

That's all good but it still helps only certain forms of pleasure and would force you to declare all of that as art until you believe yourself it was. So the above laid down rule stands and must govern your behaviour and action.

The Requirements

So, if you want to register to, read, proliferate or in any other than a completely passive way use these pages, you oughta agree to the above mentioned prerequisites. You should support the freedoms of religion, speech, press, peaceful assembly, redress of grievances and the nondestructive individual regulation of the freedom of pleasure.

Beside the ethic requirements and the necessity to strict adherence thereof, this publication has practically no reservations against any kind of consumation and interaction. Our contents may be stolen, misconstrued, reshaped, quoted and used in any sensible or unsensible way. For your own good just keep in mind that a lot of our stuff here is only h*a*l*f *l*e*g*a*l anyway. Caute!

The Precisions

Todo lo que me gusta es ilegal, es inmoral o engorda, not completely true, but: Todo el mundo sabe que los dados están cargados.

The Mathematically Founded Plagiarized Claim

We do have a cause though. It is obscenity. We're for it. Unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the nature of the laws as a matter of freedom of speech and stifling of free expression and so on but we know what's really involved: dirty books are fun. That's all there is to it.

To this you only need to agree to informally and without explicit expression. The gentle woman enjoys and keeps quiet.

The Small Print

To be able to take an active and visible role (to praise and to blame right here and now) the concerned party will be obliged to register with the antville user database and correctly answer the subsequent and repeated login challenges. It will then be thoroughly geolocated, deep-packet-inspected, remotely x-rayed and reserved for delayed use as an innocent victim of the 'better-products-communications' industry.