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Don T. and Jill B. were seen at Notre Dame de Paris flirting when French chaperones President Macron and wife Brigitte went to the bathroom together.

What will Joe and Melania say? Did they meet in DC to compensate? Has Joe let Melania decorate the White House for Xmas while Don and Jill are enjoying Paris and its sophisticated pleasures? Daughter Ashley does not seem to approve of the flirt and neither do Frank Walter St., the German President, and his wife.

What will it mean for transatlantic relations he will ask himself. To early to take conclusion. Even this very educated editorial staff and even Dogbert D. Adams our legal and political wise guy do only understand some aspects and are unsure about the longterm consequences.

A more easy question to answer might be why President Emmanuel, heavily under pressure outside of Notre Dame did not place his German counterpart Frank Walter into the first row with him and Don. 2 presidents in office flanking 1 president elect, all in 1 row, would have looked good for Europe, one might think (unity and so on). Form your own opinion and tell us down in the comments below. If there will be brilliance we might even consider a prize for the 3 funniest comments.

Santa Claus Day: A Time For Struggle And Glory

As you might already know or might have already guessed, Don Trumpledore has been speaking out in defense of Christmas for years, constantly pushing back against those in Hollywood and the rest of the system media types that prefer the "politically correct" term “Happy Holidays” to “Merry Christmas.”

Now, the mainstream leftist commie elite that has taken over America since the days president B. Hussein Obama, a half-breed of Luo-Irish-British-German-And-Swiss descent always likes to make fun of honest men like Trumpledore.

Now, in that matter itself the tinytalk editorial and advisor staff does take a strictly neutral stance, but will still recommend to all parties trying to do stuff like the image just above, to hire a proper digital artist. Photomontage, to use an old fashioned expression, this obvious sheds a funny light on its publisher not the intended victim.

Be that as it may, as the GOP sees it, the liberal war against Christmas just goes on and on. For more than 30 years, "Christmas in Washington" was a tradition broadcast on cable each year until after 33 years, Obama officially cancelled the famous event. It has been described as a "grade-school pageant on steroids. The night was filled with marquee musicals acts such as Earth, Wind & Fire, Tim McGraw, Gloria Estefan, Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey, who crooned Christmas classics on stage while the first family and other Washington VIPs sang along from the audience." "Just another nail the libs and commies try to drive into the heart and soul of our country and it's spirituality", Lyndon B. Dixie, a passenger on the Acela Express from DC to NYC told our Reporter Alex L.

It even got worse under Joe and Jill. They actually tried to make wearing a mask on Christmas Eve and, as demanded by leftist Hollywood, only saying "Happy Holidays" so as to giving insulting non-Christian religious denominations (Jews, Muslims, Sikhs, Hindus, Buddhists, Neo-Pagans, Communists a.s.o.) no chance, legally obligatory.

But today, Don Trumpledore, President Elect of the US, takes the opportunity of Santa Claus's Day to stand up for Christmas and especially wishing it the right way. Americans across this country should stand up and applaud Trumpledore's commitment to protecting Christmas from liberal political correctness. Will you als join him in saying “Merry Christmas” this year? The presidential party does promise it will be grand and glorious.

Or will you, at least publicly, rather stay with the non insulting "Happy Holidays" wishing to promote "National Brother-, Sister- or Undetermined-Hood" in this quite time of the year?

Share your thoughts with us below!

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Jeff B. and Marc Z. About To Solve BOGU Crisis

According to informed circles Jeff B. and Marc Z., two of the most notorious professional media influencers on a great many things, materials and attitudes met twice yesterday to discuss possible optimizations of their respective BOGU (Bend Over And Grease Up) tactical operations for fiscal years 2025 to 2028.

While Jeff B. already had ordered his flagship periodical, the Washington Postillion, to caution, Marc Z. had been just a bit less foresighted. Be that as it may, with R.E.V.E.N.G.E now looming big on the horizon, the need to optimize ass-kissing efficiency to protect their shareholders and key employees has become paramount.

Not known for always having been the best of friends in the past both men nevertheless swallowed their pride and unanimously declared that in times of danger differences had to be layed aside and mutual support through the exchange of the best tips and tricks was more necessary than ever to strengthen oneself and one's extended "family".

Both said it was even more important now when both groups have already appeared on the endangered species lists of various NGOs such as VB-ECPP (Viennese Branch of European Christian Pop Party) in Austria, CFCC-ASAP (Circle of Friends for a Christian Chancellorship As Soon As Possible) in Germany and EEW-CNTW (Endangered Entrepeneur Welfare of California, Nevada, Texas and Washington) in the US.

Both men said the talks where constructive and informative and they had good reasons to be confident about the successful acquisition of the necessary amounts of grease and a flawless execution of a "very high percentage" of future moves on the matter.

"I was not invited to the Trumpledore dinner when even chief philistine Cook was, so I'm gonna dine with him alone", Marc Z. remarked while leaving the venue of the meeting, "and I am not going to wear a tie or maybe I even will." We could not see Jeff B.'s face so we can't tell you if he appreciated that plan or not.

Latest News: President Elect Announces Deal with the Canucks

In a press statement yesterday President Elect Don Trumpledore announced, that even before he is handed the keys to the White House he has reached a deal with the three top bosses of America's rogue neighbor Canada. Trumpledore said he spoke with Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor aka Charles III, monarch and head of state, Mary Jeannie May Simon (ᒥᐊᓕ ᓴᐃᒪᓐ, Ningiukudluk), governor general and Justin Pierre James Trudeau, prime minister in a 7-minute tele conference to reach a great solution.

In exchange for them honestly promising to stop unfair and dangerous exports of medical and party drugs to the US while cancelling or at least drastically lowering their tariffs for great again American industry products, Trumpledore pledged full US support for Canada's plans to annex Switzerland by a leveraged buyout or, should that be necessary, military force, valid from January 25, 2025 to January 20, 2029.

In a first reaction Ursula Gertrud von der Leyen, president of MOE (Most Of Europe) and Christine Madeleine Odette Lagarde, president of MOEM (Most Of Europe's Money) unanimously said they could not care less, because Switzerland was not a paying member of MOE and MOEM and was a nuisance in the center of Europe's a.sh..e and no better than any other hemorrhoid anyway.

In a complete contradiction to the European position Xí Jìnpíng (习近平) and Vladimir Vladimirovič Putin (Владимир Владимирович Путин), top bosses of bosses of the Ordinary People's Republic of China (OPRC, 中华老百姓共和国, Zhōnghuá Lǎobǎixìng Gònghéguó) and the Russian Imperial Federation (RIF, Российская имперския Федерация, Rossijskaja Imperskija Federazija) had their respective state agencies unanimously declare that they maintained that Swiss sovereignty must stay intact and that they "would in any case come to the unconditional aid of their Swiss friends, by any means necessary".

The agencies further declared that both Vladimir and Xí had no interest in letting the "Canucks gain access to their most private and extended photo albums and collections", all stored in world famous Swiss deep mountain vaults. They also said, they did not quit understand Canada's aggressive reasoning because there was neither a deep sea harbor nor a substantial Canuck minority nor relevant oil or Uranium shales in Shwitzerland.

It seems to this editorial office that Don Trumpledore will eventually be forced to throw a couple more cents into the slot for at least one more tele conference of at least 30 minutes or so. If he wants to keep his promises, that is.

As always: Come back in February 2029 when you'll be able to study the great balance sheet that is open and maintained daily at 3, Main Street, Highgate, Saint Mary Parish, Jamaica.